Introducing World's First Hands-Free Poker Chips

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Published on 26 March 2014 by Pokerlistings 2972
PokerListings.com is proud to introduce the newest innovation in poker chip technology: PokerListings Magic Poker Chips, the world's first hands-free poker chips! We know you love to play poker, but do you have trouble dragging all those chips in every time you win a pot? Tired of having to puzzle over those complicated split pots? Are you a germaphobe? Have no arms? Or lack the necessary hand-eye coordination to move chips yourself? Introducing PokerListings Magic Poker Chips! Just announce your action, and let the chips do the work for you. And if you lose. Don’t worry! With PokerListings Magic Chips you’ve always got another rebuy ready to go! PokerListings Magic Chips stack themselves. Split pots themselves. And say goodbye to messy cleanups! And if you act right now you’ll get a special gift set including everything you need to be a reallife poker pro. Sunglasses! Fancy time-piece! A giant ego and sense of entitlement! PokerListings Magic Chips: Just bet it and forget it!
Man 1: We know you love to play poker, but do you have trouble dragging in all those chips every time you win a pot? Tired of having to puzzle over those complicated split pots? Are you a germaphobe, have no arms, or lack the necessary hand eye coordination to move chips yourself? Introducing PokerListing Magic Chips. Just announce your action, and let the chips do the work for you.

Man 2: I'm all in.

Man 1: And if you lose, don't worry with PokerListings Magic Chips you've always got another rebuy rieady to go.

Man 2: Thanks PokerListings Magic Chips!

Man1: PokerListings Magic Chips stack themselves, split pots themselves, and say goodbye to messy clean-ups. And if you act right now, you'll get a special gift-set including everything you need to be a real life poker pro. Sunglasses, fancy timepiece, a giant ego and full sense of entitlement. PokerListings Magic Chips, just bet it, and forget it.