Daily 3-Bet: Wizo Whipping, Hellmuth Panic, Fantasy Poker Island

Phil Hellmuth
Slow down, Phil.

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Today in the 3-Bet we find Ole Schemion obliterating the EPT Player of the Year leaderboard, Phil Hellmuth gets a double dose of food poisoning and panic and a Norwegian politician makes plans for a floating poker fortress.

1) Ole Schemion Runaway EPT POY

It's hard to put into words just what German tourney crusher Ole "wizowizo" Schemion did on Season 10 of the European Poker Tour this year.

Ole Schemion
Schemion wizzed all over EPT this year.
 

Well, now that we think about it, it's not that hard actually. He destroyed it. From beginning to end, he outright thrashed it like no one before.

His reward? Official status as EPT Season 10 Player of the Year and a $50,000 PokerStars Passport (as if he needed it) to play anywhere next season.

Schemion's title has been in the bag for a while now as he finished head-and-shoulders above the pack on the EPT Leaderboard with nearly 1,400 points. Next closest? Alex Bilokur with 997.5.

Among Schemion's crazy numbers this year:


  • 14 cashes for $2.1m total
  • 3 Super High Roller final tables
  • Cashed in all 3 major events (ME, HR, SHR) at three different stops (!)

If we had to nitpick (we don't, but we know someone will), he did "only" win one outright title (EPT San Remo High Roller). So, you know, there's room for the 21-year-old to improve. More on Ole's POY romp here.

2) Hellmuth Has Panic Attack in Kentucky

Before we even get into this we'll say off the top: Panic attacks are no joke, so we're in no way poking fun at Phil Hellmuth.

And as a guy who's played in some of the biggest poker tournaments ever with millions of dollars on the line, it's pretty scary Hellmuth succumbed to a bout of panic at a charity poker tournament he was MCing in Kentucky yesterday. Tweeted Phil:

We'll digress on the "pimped out life" part but we couldn't agree more. Take care of yourself, Phil. The WSOP (and the poker world) needs you in top shape come summer.

3) Torchlit Poker on Island Fortress off Norway? Yes, Please


munkholmen

We've never heard of him before today but we've already developed a gigiantic man crush for 23-year-old Norwegian politician Sivert Bjørnstad.

A member of the Progress Party, which is working diligently to finally legalize live poker in Norway, Bjørnstad wants to turn Monkholmen, a tiny island fortress just off the city of Trondheim, into a casino/poker tournament haven.  We'll let him paint the picture:

"Imagine arriving at the island on a beautiful summer evening in a boat," Bjørnstad told Norwegian media outlet Adresseavisen, "walking up the cobblestone hill to the Tower Building - with torches on both sides.

"A casino on Munkholmen would shut Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. A casino located in the ocean, it would be absolutely wonderful."

Yes. Yes it would be wonderful. It won't "shut Caesars Palace," but let's still make that happen Norway. More from The Local here.

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