Swimming With Fish in Poker Part 1: Don't Tap the Glass!

2007 WSOP at the Rio

This is the first part of a two-part article about keeping your table's fish happy.

You're going to lose pots to ridiculous hands; deal with it.

What is "Tapping the Glass" in Poker

This is a very simple concept. Tapping the glass upsets the fish. The majority of the money you are going to make in the game will come from the fish. A happy fish will be much more inclined to stay a fish than an unhappy one. If you make the fish feel inferior, they will want to evolve.

If you make someone uncomfortable, they're not going to be having fun in the game. If it's not fun for them, they're not going to play. There are lots of fish out there who don't care about the money, and are happy to give it away in the name of a good time.

In the words of Mike Caro, The Mad Genius of Poker (taken from Super/System 2):

"You shouldn't even care whether you win a pot. You should only care about making the correct decisions. Making quality decisions is the only thing you get paid for in poker."

Every time you make the correct choice you're making money in the long term, regardless of what happens in that pot. This also works in reverse. Every time your opponents make a mistake, you make money.

This is the only way you make money at poker. If you and your opponents all play the exact same perfect game together for an infinity, you will all end with the same amount of chips that you started with.

Making mistakes costs you money. As a poker player you have to accept this; it's how the game works. On the other hand, if you lose money because you blow up after losing a pot, well that's not cool.

Do Not Tap the Glass!

When a fish makes a mistake, it is a far bigger mistake on your part to inform them of this. If a fish calls off his whole stack on a two-outer and spikes the river, be happy for the call; tell him "nice hand."

If you blow up, if you call him a donkey, if you type nasty things to him, if you do anything negative, he's going to feel bad, inexperienced and dumb. This will make him do everything in his power to not get himself into this situation again, and there is a good chance it will make him leave the game.

Keep a handle on your anger: if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all. You want to reinforce the mistakes fish make by feeding them feel-good lines:

"Wow, with the pot that big you really had no choice but to call."

"Too bad you didn't hit man! That would have been a huge pot for you. You got unlucky!"

"Unlucky man, I hit that exact same draw yesterday, it was sweet."

"Nice pot dude, that's one of my favorite hands."

Notice that we try to enforce the idea that the only reason they lost was because they were unlucky. You want to make fish believe that their every win is skill, and every loss is just rotten luck. A fish never makes a mistake - make them believe it.

Also notice that we never mention anything that comes close to advanced, good poker. We don't say words like odds, outs or EV or mention the price they were getting laid in the hand. If the fish doesn't know the poker term you use, then they will naturally feel in-superior at the table. Remember, they win because of skill; they lose because of luck.

I empathize with the pure rage that results from a ridiculous beat. I've been there, but if you can't keep your anger under your hat walk away from the table. Not only will you say things you shouldn't, but even the self-proclaimed "un-tiltable" players will not be at the top of their game while angry. Any extreme emotion will negatively affect your game.

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Getting a massage can help with bad beat rage, on your way to a happy ending.

How to Deal with a Glass Tapper

When you encounter someone making these mistakes on a table, you can politely mention for them not to tap the glass, and then change the subject to something non-poker related. I've gone as far as to ask the person to step off the table to chat with me, where I can politely request they stop tapping, and explain the reasons out of earshot of the fish.

(The simplest way to get someone to leave the table, without it seeming odd to anyone, is just stand up and ask them "Hey man, can I ask you a quick question?")

If you have someone being belligerent, and he won't cease the assault on the fish, try to befriend the fish - make her feel good again by taking her side.

"Wow, that guy's being a jerk. He's just a sore loser because you have all his money."

Then feed them a feel good line from before, make them feel good about the win. They won because of skill, and that other guy's just a sore loser.

Respect the Other Players

Remember, poker is not by any means a noble game. It is your job to lie, trick and steal as much money from everyone else as you can. At the same time, it is a game of respect.

Without respect for the other players, the dealer, the rules and the room, poker will not function. Almost all of your money comes from the fish, so they truly deserve the most respect on and off the table.

In Part 2 of this series we'll discuss Table Talk and Faulty Logic. Check back for it soon!

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bhander singh tomar 2012-02-20 05:48:23

very very best

bennie99 2009-10-08 09:02:00

It is true that tapping the glass is important. Depending on the sitution, it can be differcult to do. I'm alot better than I was when I first started playing, but If I'm playing an MTT and some fish hits a 2 outer to knock me out, I'm gunna still tell them! But yea, in a cash game I wouldn't do that. I sometimes leave the table and switch to a new one if I feel that I'm tilting due to bad luck.

Sean Lind 2009-05-12 17:32:00

I'm going to have to disagree with what you're saying Racoon. Your theory only holds up if you're playing on a short bankroll.

If you have a premium, and you're called by 3 or 4 random hands, you're behind the feild (so you will lose more than you'll win), but you're you have enough of an edge, that you're getting great odds on the play.

So you make lots of money, even with the suckouts and beats you take.

RacoonCity 2009-05-12 06:51:00

When you are in a table full of fish players, you will more than often end up loosing your chips to them. If you go allin with a premium hand and you got called by 3 or 4 players with what ever hands they have, you can just kiss your chips goodbuy. One shark kills one fish at a time, too many fishes kill a shark at anytime!!!!

Raffi 2008-03-25 22:37:00

To be even more pedantic...

You would all end up broke, since the casino or the internet site would slowly rake in all your money!

If 2 players play heads up limit poker (the worst scenario for the players) for say 2-3 hours there will oftn be exactly ONE winner: the site!

Wow, that actually even made myself a little sad...

Super Womble 2008-03-11 12:51:00

'If you and your opponents all play the exact same perfect game together for an infinity, you will all end with the same amount of chips that you started with.'

To be pedantic, if you played for an inifinity you wouldn't end up will the same chips, as you would never end!

Schorsch 2008-03-11 11:37:00

Bad beats suck. And sometimes they could make one really freak out! This article's point of view is a very well one to consider when you find yourself steaming up. I tried it in my last real-life tournament and felt it made my table image more calm and cool. And it helps very much to stay in a good mood in casino and on-line poker respectively.
Thank you very much for this worthy thought!!!


Madhatr 2008-03-11 11:34:00

i shall have a fishy on a little dishy, i shall have a fishy when the boat comes in'

FlashJ 2008-03-04 21:27:00

Good read, if only more online players would realize this. I can't count how many times I read "That's why i hate [poker room] so many donks like you sucking out!" As you mentioned, you WANT them trying to suck out. Its how you make your money. Saying "I can't win here with fish sucking out like that" is an oxymoron. If you can't beat the fish you should re-evaluate your game.

my two cents


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