WSOP Tweet Relief: Selbst Sated, Timex Lamboed

It's a 2006, but still. Photo via Timex Twitter.

Just three full days into the 2012 WSOP and we've already seen a toilet crisis/gender war narrowly averted, an uproar over some heads-up byes and Mike "Timex" McDonald buy a Lamborghini.

And we haven't even hit our first "open" final table yet (although it's bearing down quickly).

How do we know all of this? From sorting through the barrage of Tweets emanating from the Amazon Room and baking it into the bite-size funnel cake below.

Check the latest from the phones of poker's finest:

Best Poker Sites - Editor`s Pick