Jungleman is a Jedi Master

Published on 25 September 2013 by Pokerlistings 132
You may not know this but Dan "Jungleman" Cates is a Jedi Master. In this super secret exposé he tells PokerListings.com about his Jedi training, doing battle with the evil Sith lords Phil Ivey and Tom Dwan, and perhaps replacing his arm with a robot arm at some point. What more do we have to tell you?
Interviewer: Are you a Jedi? Yeah?

Daniel: I'm a Jedi master. Why? Because I'm highly skilled with the raise, that's the weapon of the Jedi. In particular, bets and raises, I know about all the Jedi moves in the poker world. I know all the moves. I've studied all different kinds of bets and raises, and just all kinds of bluffs and stuff. And I've battle with some fierce villains. With Phil Ivy and Tom Doran and other Sith lords. That kind of thing. This is why we call it Jedi master. You go through some training, you win some pots, you lose some pots, you lose an arm, get a robot arm, whatever. What else do I have to tell you? I've got the skills, the moves, and the experience, I'm a Jedi master.