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Today in the 3-Bet we find Full Tilt Poker returning to the airwaves with their signature ad style, a heroic raid by Florida law enforcement on the creeping evil of free poker leagues and Phil Hellmuth reminding us he's still Phil Hellmuth.
Smartly recognizing not everything with the old Full Tilt should be thrown out with the bathwater, the new Full Tilt Poker has begun airing ads in Canada in preparation for its Nov. 6 re-launch.
They’re eerily reminiscent of the old ads – save the absence of, say, 8-10 well-known poker pros.
Something that is back, though? Those dreamy eyes of Gustav Hansen.
Check out one of the new 15-second clips below:
2) Florida Police Raid Free Poker League, Save Us From Evil
Once again thanks go out to the noble law enforcement agents of South Florida for saving us from the creeping societal scourge of free poker leagues.
In a brave afternoon raid last Saturday on notorious den of ill repute, "Louie's Grill and Sports Bar" in Tampa, gun-wielding agents brought down the hammer of justice on 140 players indulging in the degeneracy of a convivial poker tournament.
Things may have been different if Doyle was there.
The culmination of a months-long undercover investigation dubbed “Operation Cracked Aces,” the owner and five employees of the scurrilous “Nutz Poker League” were arrested and charged with illegal gambling.
Among the ill-begotten proceeds of said poker league were rumored to be Visa gift cards and trips to Las Vegas.
In the ultimate slap in the face to decency, daily games proferred restaurant gift certificates for $5-$20.
"If they are playing cards, and they have an opportunity to win something of value, then they are technically violating this particular gambling statute,” Assistant State Attorney Joshua Riba told the Tampa Bay Times. Carry on, agents of justice, carry on.
3) Hellmuth Gotta Hellmuth; Reminds Us of Gifts He’s Given
Sometimes you gotta sing your own praises. Other times, not so much.
Sigh. Just when we were starting to like Phil Hellmuth again he goes and Hellmuths on us.
The PokerListings Daily 3-Bet is some sweet dragon-embossed trunks, a no-nonsense cut man and a one-punch knockout on the afternoon poker news undercard.
07 March 2014
looks like a case of "LOVE ME, LOVE MYSELF" 2012-10-29 12:39:47
You sure a a generous guy, Phil ---- NOT
acesacesaces 2012-10-26 10:24:45
Haha, yeah okay Steve. The entire hashtag #BestGiftIGave2012 is completely shameless. It's not like it was a thing, Hellmuth just made it up. What a jackass. If he wants to give his son a nice present he shouldn't broadcast what a great guy he is for doing it.
LOL 2012-10-26 10:24:28
Be careful not to pull a muscle patting yourself on the back. RT @phil_hellmuth #BestGiftIGave2012
Also Steve 2012-10-26 10:21:59
Umm, the point is kinda that he bragged about it on Twitter, not that he gave the gifts in the first place. Kind of the definition of petty to tweet it out to the world with the hashtag #BestGiftIGave.
Steve 2012-10-26 10:15:53
So Hellmuth like to give nice gifts to his immediate family, so what? I personally don't really care for his antics, but dogging him for talking about taking his son to the world series (every young baseball fan's dream BTW) seems a little petty.
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