PokerListings.com, purveyor of the most ballingest live tournament coverage available from here to the stratosphere, has straight pwned the World Series of Poker for the last three years and is pleased to be continuing that domination overseas.
We've embedded two reporters deep within Piccadilly Circus, kitted them out with gear from Q branch and made both men swear an oath to bring readers our most extreme tournament reporting efforts yet, replete with our trademark revolutionary, nay, junta-inducing live updates, scintillating photography, hilarious lifestyle pieces, sordid gossip reports, hard-hitting interviews and, of course, our trademark daily recap, recognized by 98% of all literates as simply Pulitzer-worthy.
That hot poker action you've been missing from your daily diet resumes once again at 2 p.m. London time (9 a.m. EDT/6 a.m. PDT) and will not quit until three bracelets have been awarded and London is burning from the ferocity of the all-in, semi-bluffing, check-raising excitement. Quite simply, PokerListings.com is 100% straight sucka-free and even the Queen knows it. Don't get stuck with the other guys' bangers and mash; give respeck to your main geezers at the PL and we'll keep it popping like Mary. Fish 'n' taters!