But you'd have to travel to Japan to pick up this beauty, which we found on Engrish.com.
It reads in its entirety:
"Man Friend's Rule No, 1
NO GIRLS in the playing POKER GAME
When the playing poker game is done, the thing to call girl is a prohibition. It is because the game becomes not interesting." [sic times infinite]
With all due respect to the makers of the shirt, we beg to differ. The PokerListings home game would be far more interesting if we replaced Sevillano and Stirzaker with Liz Lieu and Liv Boeree.
But maybe that's just us.
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