The Alex Kravchenko.
With the power to win bracelets with a single scowl, Alex is a sure bet not to crack (a smile) under pressure. When a fit of the giggles threatens the integrity of our planet, Alex will be our tracksuited champion of righteousness.
When hard work, brilliant planning and snazzy tights fail to carry the day, there is one move left in the rounder repertoire: the tantrum. Everyone suffers bad beats, but few do so as spectacularly as - we know we're being a little obvious here, but - Bill Edler. Just kidding - Phil Hellmuth.
When our heroes suffer outrageous misfortune at the hands of a crooked cadre of unsmiling desperadoes, only he can Phil the air with that trademark mixture of profanity, fist-pounding and banshee-wailing which no heart can stand for long. It brings the steeliest souls to their knees.
He's not really a kid; and we don't think he's really crazy - but there's no denying Andy Bloch has a flexible face-machine. While perhaps not the most staggering assault on wrongdoers, a good weird face has been known to occasionally crack up otherwise-unshakable underworld masterminds.
There are many more possible additions to the super-team; but we feel this extraordinary eightsome is plenty powerful enough to keep the world safe at least until teatime. There's much more to these superstars than meets the eye. Stick with PokerListings.com as we uncover their further adventures.