In our constant search for pictures of naked women on the internet stories to do with poker, we stumbled on this Valentine's Day promotion from PKR.
This Sunday PKR is holding a special $10 tournament. The prize? A date with model Lindsey Strutt.
Now, surficially this sounds like a pretty sweet deal but we have to wonder what it'll actually be like. Considering the average online poker player the "date" could turn out to be quite a train wreck.
We're picturing a 17-year-old kid with acne, sweaty hands and black-framed glasses laughing nervously as Strutt texts her cool model friends about what they're going to do after the date's over.
Call it jealousy or just plain bitterness but that's the storyline we're sticking with.
On the bright side you do get a flight to London, hotel, champagne reception, limo and top-notch dinner at a fine restaurant, all with Lindsey Strutt.
Check out our PKR room review and exclusive bonus codes to sign up for PKR, and a chance to prove us wrong with Ms. Strutt.