It appears that Jesus has remote access to the Full Tilt Poker boomswitch* and, even more surprisingly, that boomswitch somehow works in a live Betfair Poker tournament.
We always knew he was a nit and now we know how he got his superb live tournament track record.
* There is not and never was a boomswitch. If you believed us when we said it please make an appointment with some sort of brain doctor.
-- Matthew Showell